Evil Plan
My objective is simple: soul accumulation.
My motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by my arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two
Next, I must contaminate the town's water supply. This will all be done from the island of Mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must activate my arcane ritual, bringing about an End to Sanity. My name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt my sentences. Everyone will bow before my Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to grant me three maidens of virtue true.
Quit Sugar Coating It...Life sucks, Learn to Deal!
- Emily Loose
- Currently, Wyoming, United States
- I am 38 years old, and quite frankly sick and tired of all the stupidity I have had to deal with in my life. So I created this blog to essentially vent and point out the struggles we experience in the US as a society and individuals.... All comments welcome!!
