After many years of searching for his personal identity, and wearing the same damn shirt, Waldo found himself in Islam. His father was devastated and disowned him. Many people still question Waldo's reasons for the conversion, and the shirt. Waldo is quoted as stating that "In Allah I am able to be immersed in the loss of self. Islam brings me close to the one true God. And my aunt knitted the sweater so I am stuck with it, you know how that goes."
Further comment was unavailable as it was time for prayer. We here at Loose Publications wish Waldo all the best in any future endeavors.
*Waldo's exact location was withheld due to harassment from fans wanting Waldo to continue his travels.*
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